WELCOME TO

RAMON FEAR’S

TERROR TAPES

The ORIGINAL HORROR-COMEDY ANTHOLOGY PODCAST

A MODERN-DAY CREEPSHOW TO MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU SCREAM. AND LAUGH AGAIN!

SEASON 1: Part II IS OUT NOW!

NOT CAUGHT UP? START HERE!

And we want to make more!

But don’t worry if you missed our crowdfunder - we have page where you can donate to support!

There’s a button on the bottom left where you can go to help keep the podcast running or just CLICK HERE!
(Don’t worry, Ramon doesn’t get paid. He is doing this because of his deep hate of podcasts).

AND NOW GET READY FOR RAMON’S ‘BOO’-NUS BITES!

If you’re finished with the main series, why not dig your teeth into our Boonus bites and more!

WHAT IS IT

IT’S “THE TWILIGHT ZONE” made FUNNY! ROMERO’S “CREEPSHOW” MADE TODAY! “V/H/S” without the Shudder Subscription!

A DIFFERENT STORY EACH EPISODE WITH FAKE FILM TRAILERS, TERRIFYING ADVERTS, rolling CAST MEMBERS, ORIGINAL MUSIC AND LOTS OF HORROR!

ALL PRESENTED BY OUR MC OF THE MACABRE, RAMON FEAR!

WHO ARE WE

We are professionals in the fields of writing, directing and music/sound design!

We have worked on such classic podcasts and shows as Wooden Overcoats, The Now Show, Russell Howard’s Good News, Andy Zaltzman’s Greatest of All Time!

Our cast are also from shows such as Wooden Overcoats, Victoriocity, Game Of Thrones, BEEF & DAIRY NETWORK, MISCHIEF THEATRE, ZOMBIES RUN! and THE SANDMAN (AUDIBLE)!

We have all come together to make our own show that we think the public needs! For the love of horror!

CLASSIC HORROR FOR THE MODERN AGE

“Is Skipping the Ultimate Mockery of Walking? Is IT TRUE THAT Dogs Have NO Morals? Are You Running A Bath or is A Bath Running YOU ?

WELCOME FRIENDS! YOU HAVE ENTERED THE INNER SANCTUM OF OUR HILARIOUS NEW PODCAST, “RAMON FEAR’S TERROR TAPES”!

MADE BY TRUE FANS FOR THOSE WHO LIKE A BIT OF HUMOUR WITH THEIR HORROR.

Every volume of Ramon Fear’s Terror Tapes is a fresh, frightening and freakishly funny experience for our listeners. Each episode we introduce a brand new story crafted from a different horror inspiration, bring a different cast of actors, and create a completely original musical concept to underscore the whole thing. It’s a mini horror movie in your ears!

IS THIS A SPOOF?

This isn’t your average ‘Scary Movie’ franchise, this is a horror-comedy podcast. We are lovingly taking classic tropes of the horror world and dropping them into hilarious and satirical modern settings. It’s a show that has something to which the seasoned horror aficionado can connect and appreciate.

BUT don’t feel you HAVE to be a horror nerd to get it, you may just enjoy the stories themselves without having to understand the homages. We can all relate to dealing with dodgy landlords, people spouting conspiracy theories, and why you should never work in an aquarium.

BUT JUST WHO IS RAMON FEAR?

RAMON FEAR is your guide across the Terror Tapes. He is our horrid host, our wrathful raconteur, our evil escort… The man who puts the fear in your ear. Ramon introduces the show from his House of Fear, offering visitors a friendly brandy and cigar as he smiles and stares at them through his scratched specs and contemplates what might be the least labour-intensive and most cost-effective way of disposing a human body.

Ramon presents you these tapes of terror, original stories which will shock your cochleas. Then it’s back into his parlour room for a final sign-off and a contractually obliged advertisement from his sponsor, LANGRIDGES, the corporation who make and endorse almost every type of product and service under the sun.

“When nothing else can fill the void - Choose Langridges”

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A WORD FROM RAMON

Greetings Friends,

My monthly newsletter comes straight from the pen, desk and other bits of tat in my study. I really do need a clear-out but regretfully the scullery maid seduced me and ran off with my savings.

I digress, if you sign up to the newsletter, you will receive hot-off-the-press updates on my exploits, invaluable life wisdom and knowledge, and dates of my upcoming live appearances*

Come, join us! We don’t bite.

Yours gravely,

RF

*I have been informed by my lawyers that a court hearing does not count as a ‘live appearance’.